Songbirds are Singing

"You think it - wise - to trust Hagrid with something as important as this?"

"I would trust Hagrid with my life," said Dumbledore.

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thegeekyblonde:

when i’m a rich+famous director i’m making a romeo and juliet movie where all the kids are gay girls. romeo? gay girl. juliet? gay girl. tybalt? angry protective gay girl. benvolio? small and soft gay girl. mercutio? the gayest girl to ever grace contemporary cinema 

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wrote:

sassy english teachers are the best because they’re beyond sarcastic and somehow always end up insulting the kid that you hate and everyone else likes

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kill-natalie:

[violently watches every movie with favorite actor in it even if he’s only in it for fifteen seconds and has no speaking roles]

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open RP

gaypee:

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gaypee:

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gaypee:

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Joseph Stalin raises his head, a sly twinkle in his eye as he meets the bald man’s suggestive gaze. “Walter…” He purrs, dragging his tongue along the underside of his mustache in anticipation. “I see you’ve finally arrived.” 

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hello police

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"Oh, Walter," The man chuckled, mustache quivering in delight. "I am the police.”

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